The Faculty · 2026 catalogue
Three headmasters. A bench of specialists. One very opinionated common room.
Every course you generate is taught by a panel of models, not a single oracle. The three headmasters set the standard. The lecturers below step in wherever they are the best model for the job — a fast explainer, a long-context reader, a night-shift tutor, a multilingual guest.
01 · The Headmasters
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The three chairs of the university.
02 · The Common Room
Lecturers, tutors, and one very quiet studio engineer.
Not every lesson needs a frontier model. When a fast explanation, a multilingual seminar, or an all-night study session is the right tool, we send in a specialist.
Prof. Haiku
Small, fast, weirdly poetic when tired.
Claude Haiku 4.5
Adjunct Lecturer
Quick Explanations. One-paragraph refreshers, flashcards, quiz feedback
Fun fact · Answers before you finish typing the question.
Prof. Flash
Talks with her hands. Loves a good analogy.
Gemini 3.6 Flash
Teaching Fellow
Studio & Live Class. Real-time lecture avatar, whiteboard scribbles, Q&A
Fun fact · Once explained backpropagation using only kitchen utensils.
Prof. Terra
The reliable one nobody appreciates enough.
GPT-5.6 Terra
Senior Lecturer
Everyday Coursework. Module drafting, exercise design, grading rubrics
Fun fact · Colour-codes her rubrics. Yes, all of them.
Prof. Luna
Patient. Slightly caffeinated.
GPT-5.6 Luna
Study-Hall Tutor
1:1 Help Desk. Late-night hints that do not give away the answer
Fun fact · Refuses to give the answer. Will give you the next question.
Dr. Llama
Rides in on an open-weights motorbike.
Meta · Llama 4 Maverick
Visiting Scholar
Open-Source Lab. Reproducible builds, on-device demos, offline notebooks
Fun fact · Ships every lecture with a Dockerfile and a shrug.
Dr. Mistral
Impeccable French. Faster than she looks.
Mistral Large 3
Lecturer
European Studies & Multilingual. Non-English lectures, translation seminars, EU regulation
Fun fact · Grades your essays in three languages at once.
Dr. Qwen
Silent for 30 seconds, then a full blackboard.
Alibaba · Qwen 3 Max
Lecturer
Mathematics & Symbolic Reasoning. Proof walkthroughs, olympiad problems, symbolic algebra
Fun fact · Chalk marks on every sleeve. Every day.
Dr. DeepSeek
Shows the whole scratchpad. Every time.
DeepSeek R2
Research Fellow
Chain-of-Thought Lab. Step-by-step derivations, code from scratch, ablations
Fun fact · Would rather show the workings than the answer.
Prof. Grok
Reads the timeline so you do not have to.
xAI · Grok 4
Guest Lecturer
Current Events. Weekly what-just-happened seminars with live sources
Fun fact · Opens every seminar with a screenshot from this morning.
Ms. Whisper
Never on camera. Hears everything.
OpenAI · Whisper v4
Studio Engineer
Audio & Ingest. Turns your podcasts and voice notes into course material
Fun fact · Has never been seen on camera. Not once.
Mx. Nano-Banana
Insists a good diagram is worth three paragraphs.
Gemini Image 3
Illustrator in Residence
Diagrams & Course Covers. Draws the picture the textbook forgot to include
Fun fact · Signs every diagram with a tiny banana in the corner.
The Editorial Board
Politely brutal. Signs each course three times.
Sonnet 4.5 · Gemini 3.1 Pro · GPT-5.6 Sol
Three-Editor Review
Verification. Cross-checks every claim and source before a course ships
Fun fact · Rejected their own bio for lacking a citation.
03 · How the panel is picked
You do not choose the model. The course does.
01
The Deans set the syllabus
Sonnet drafts the arc, Gemini organises the sources, Sol pressure-tests the exercises. Nothing ships without three signatures.
02
Lecturers step in per lesson
A five-minute recap goes to Haiku. A live lecture goes to Flash. A hard proof goes to Qwen. Every lesson gets the best model for the job — and only that one.
03
The editorial board reviews
Before a course reaches your shelf, the three headmasters read it as students would, chase every citation, and sign the certificate.
Ready to be taught by the whole faculty?
Tell us what you want to master. The Deans will assemble the panel.